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: #Laughs Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.

: #Laughs Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

: #Laughs What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.

: #Laughs From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's be more positive..." Crew: "I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "OK, How about a ne

: #Laughs Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?Hey, who turned off the heater!?

: #Laughs The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.

: #Laughs At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! You have a lot of well-wishers.

: #Laughs There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom.
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