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: #Laughs Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him

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: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.

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: #Laughs What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.

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: #Laughs Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut.

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: #Laughs A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well, I liked the book!"

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: #Laughs A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.

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: #Laughs Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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: #Laughs Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

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: #Laughs What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

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: #Laughs Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step onit when you walk.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.

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: #Laughs What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on.

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: #Laughs Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.

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: #Laughs What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.

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: #Laughs An irate father stormed into the principal's office.

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: #Laughs What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

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: #Laughs Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 1

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: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

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: #Laughs |The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there.

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: #Laughs Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him

: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.

: #Laughs What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.

: #Laughs Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut.

: #Laughs A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well, I liked the book!"

: #Laughs A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.

: #Laughs Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

: #Laughs Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

: #Laughs What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

: #Laughs Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step onit when you walk.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.

: #Laughs What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on.

: #Laughs Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.

: #Laughs What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.

: #Laughs An irate father stormed into the principal's office.

: #Laughs What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

: #Laughs Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 1

: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

: #Laughs |The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there.

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