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: #Laughs |The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass." The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.

: #Laughs How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.

: #Laughs |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."They had a pregnant lady stand up and say, "Oh, n

: #Laughs While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered...

: #Laughs |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !

: #Laughs Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !

: #Laughs The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.

: #Laughs The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess.
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