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: #Laughs A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom.

: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

: #Laughs What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?Toss in your laundry.

: #Laughs Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help fromthat renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased topresent the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.1) No known spe

: #Laughs |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!

: #Laughs Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the man hiding Elian Gonzalez in a closet during the raid of the house that was illegally holding him.Some people claim they were shouting,"Bingo!Bingo!Bingo!"

: #Laughs A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room.

: #Laughs Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?
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