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: #Laughs What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !

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: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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: #Laughs The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance.

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: #Laughs Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

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: #Laughs |What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!

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: #Laughs |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.

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: #Laughs Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.

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: #Laughs There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!

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: #Laughs A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was sothick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for himto pho

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: #Laughs An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.

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: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

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: #Laughs "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife.

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: #Laughs A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangelled Banner!Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it.

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: #Laughs How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.

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: #Laughs Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!

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: #Laughs When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!

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: #Laughs On day there was a boy at school.

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: #Laughs What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!

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: #Laughs What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

: #Laughs The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance.

: #Laughs Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

: #Laughs |What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!

: #Laughs |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.

: #Laughs Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.

: #Laughs There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!

: #Laughs A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was sothick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for himto pho

: #Laughs An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.

: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

: #Laughs "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife.

: #Laughs A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangelled Banner!Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it.

: #Laughs How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.

: #Laughs Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!

: #Laughs When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!

: #Laughs On day there was a boy at school.

: #Laughs What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!

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