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: #Laughs After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr.

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: #Laughs A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace.

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: #Laughs What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

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: #Laughs A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i di

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

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: #Laughs John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

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: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

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: #Laughs An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people.

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: #Laughs Your so bald your bald

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: #Laughs |"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.

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: #Laughs A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots his penis.

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: #Laughs Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they're all over you.

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: #Laughs A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

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: #Laughs What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

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: #Laughs Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

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: #Laughs Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around the Playboy Mansion.

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: #Laughs After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr.

: #Laughs A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace.

: #Laughs What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

: #Laughs A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i di

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get

: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

: #Laughs John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

: #Laughs An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people.

: #Laughs Your so bald your bald

: #Laughs |"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots his penis.

: #Laughs Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they're all over you.

: #Laughs A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

: #Laughs What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

: #Laughs Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

: #Laughs Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around the Playboy Mansion.

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