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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,"Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do.

: #Laughs What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get.

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do.

: #Laughs My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg.

: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!

: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

: #Laughs "Okay," said the wife, "I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!"

: #Laughs This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession.

: #Laughs Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again.
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