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: #Laughs What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !

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: #Laughs What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

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: #Laughs |DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like structure where aircrafts were kept.When a pilot about to do a preflight check approached without his identification in plain vie

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: #Laughs A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance.

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: #Laughs |What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?A pool table?

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: #Laughs What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.

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: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.

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: #Laughs *** Actual "bloopers" Doctor's have written on patient charts.

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: #Laughs Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

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: #Laughs Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:---------------------------------Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job .00---------------------------------Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dolla

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: #Laughs This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth.

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: #Laughs A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

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: #Laughs |Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in je

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: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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: #Laughs Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No.

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: #Laughs What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !

: #Laughs What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs |DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like structure where aircrafts were kept.When a pilot about to do a preflight check approached without his identification in plain vie

: #Laughs A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance.

: #Laughs |What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?A pool table?

: #Laughs What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.

: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.

: #Laughs *** Actual "bloopers" Doctor's have written on patient charts.

: #Laughs Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

: #Laughs Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !

: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:---------------------------------Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job .00---------------------------------Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dolla

: #Laughs This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth.

: #Laughs A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

: #Laughs |Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in je

: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

: #Laughs Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No.

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