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: #Laughs What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

: #Laughs What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

: #Laughs |In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? A: Free Parking.Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work? A: Sole use of the elevator.Q: What do you do with an ele

: #Laughs After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great.

: #Laughs Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"

: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
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