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: #Laughs This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I am home!"What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife.Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun

: #Laughs We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!

: #Laughs A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. 'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress. 'No, thanks,' sa

: #Laughs What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

: #Laughs An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing waswrong with them.

: #Laughs I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".

: #Laughs What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs.

: #Laughs |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

: #Laughs |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be .50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the barte

: #Laughs Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his hea

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !
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