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: #Laughs Because I'm a Guy......I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV.

: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:"I am placed in the door and told when to jump.My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.""

: #Laughs Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

: #Laughs Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!

: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has 0 left."

: #Laughs A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag.

: #Laughs A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

: #Laughs A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: "Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's Comet will be visible in this area an event which occurs only every 75 years.

: #Laughs A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and says,"Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow." His hand then travels d
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