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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be

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: #Laughs Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: "I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man's leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he's recovered fully he d

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: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

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: #Laughs A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.

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: #Laughs Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years.

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: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

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: #Laughs |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or pronunciation.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

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: #Laughs How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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: #Laughs What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church." The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.

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: #Laughs Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.

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: #Laughs How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

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: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life.

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