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: #Laughs How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!

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: #Laughs Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

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: #Laughs Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when they get a flat tire.The mechanic jumps off the bus to fix the flat, but because they're already behind schedule and in a hurry, he neglects to doub

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: #Laughs SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!

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: #Laughs To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!

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: #Laughs It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

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: #Laughs A Blonde was down on her luck.

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: #Laughs ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.OCCURRENCE:Copious quantities in all urban areas.Physical Properties:1.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What's another name for a clever duck?A: A wise quacker!Q: Which bird is always out of breath?A: A puffin!Q: What'

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: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

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: #Laughs A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

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: #Laughs |A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died.

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: #Laughs A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert.

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: #Laughs How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!

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: #Laughs How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks.

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: #Laughs So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not".

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: #Laughs How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!

: #Laughs Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

: #Laughs Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when they get a flat tire.The mechanic jumps off the bus to fix the flat, but because they're already behind schedule and in a hurry, he neglects to doub

: #Laughs SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!

: #Laughs To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."

: #Laughs What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!

: #Laughs It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

: #Laughs A Blonde was down on her luck.

: #Laughs ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.OCCURRENCE:Copious quantities in all urban areas.Physical Properties:1.

: #Laughs |Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What's another name for a clever duck?A: A wise quacker!Q: Which bird is always out of breath?A: A puffin!Q: What'

: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

: #Laughs A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

: #Laughs |A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died.

: #Laughs A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert.

: #Laughs How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!

: #Laughs How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks.

: #Laughs So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not".

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