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: #Laughs What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

: #Laughs A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No.

: #Laughs Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed limit.

: #Laughs One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done already?"The blonde says, "Beige.

: #Laughs Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.

: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

: #Laughs A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.

: #Laughs |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets to put things in!Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?To stop getting wet!What do elephants do in the e
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