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: #Laughs The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe.

: #Laughs |Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank keys to a guy and a very old lady.

: #Laughs Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.

: #Laughs |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?"The driver said, "You buyin'?"

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There's skid marks in front of the deer!

: #Laughs Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

: #Laughs Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

: #Laughs A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind.

: #Laughs How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
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