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: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

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: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

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: #Laughs |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment.The first guy was charged with breaking and enterin

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: #Laughs A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me.

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: #Laughs How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

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: #Laughs In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

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: #Laughs When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !

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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basi

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: #Laughs Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

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: #Laughs What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!

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: #Laughs Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?"Clinton says, "Yes, I like a quickie!"She turns a little read and say, "Sir, in your present state of affairs I don't think yo

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: #Laughs Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

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: #Laughs What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

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: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

: #Laughs |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment.The first guy was charged with breaking and enterin

: #Laughs A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me.

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: #Laughs How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

: #Laughs In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

: #Laughs When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

: #Laughs |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basi

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: #Laughs Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

: #Laughs What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!

: #Laughs Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?"Clinton says, "Yes, I like a quickie!"She turns a little read and say, "Sir, in your present state of affairs I don't think yo

: #Laughs Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

: #Laughs What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

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