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: #Laughs How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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: #Laughs As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied.

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: #Laughs Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

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: #Laughs I could have sworn I heard the can opener.

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: #Laughs How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

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: #Laughs |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!

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: #Laughs Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

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: #Laughs What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

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: #Laughs What did Mr.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.

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: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

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: #Laughs You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales

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: #Laughs |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

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: #Laughs If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion.

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

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: #Laughs |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

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: #Laughs How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

: #Laughs As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied.

: #Laughs Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

: #Laughs I could have sworn I heard the can opener.

: #Laughs How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

: #Laughs |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well.

: #Laughs What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!

: #Laughs Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

: #Laughs What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

: #Laughs What did Mr.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.

: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

: #Laughs You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.

: #Laughs Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales

: #Laughs |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

: #Laughs If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion.

: #Laughs Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

: #Laughs What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

: #Laughs |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

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