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: #Laughs "What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out, "Happy!"

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

: #Laughs While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it

: #Laughs A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he's on his way to The Royal York Hotel.The Cabby heads downtown on his way he passes Queens Park,"What's that" says the Texan"Oh! That's Queens Park" says the Cab

: #Laughs Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to churchYo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!"Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "

: #Laughs A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker."Oh," says the older priest, "give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it.

: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door.

: #Laughs |What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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