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: #Laughs You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.

: #Laughs Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

: #Laughs Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

: #Laughs Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

: #Laughs Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner.

: #Laughs I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"

: #Laughs Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

: #Laughs How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

: #Laughs A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out.

: #Laughs |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in a ruler.Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.The Queen Elizabeth was a ship.Ships sail in the sea.The sea has fish.Fish have fins.The Finns are always fight

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !
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