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: #Laughs There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed

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: #Laughs Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging

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: #Laughs New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation.

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: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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: #Laughs |Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband shot.

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: #Laughs |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

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: #Laughs Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon.

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: #Laughs These three scientists decided to go fishing one day.

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: #Laughs |When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!

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: #Laughs Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on him.

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: #Laughs Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?W

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: #Laughs A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.

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: #Laughs There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside.

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: #Laughs Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes.

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: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

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: #Laughs This guy goes to the zoo one day.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

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: #Laughs You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!

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: #Laughs There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed

: #Laughs Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging

: #Laughs New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation.

: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

: #Laughs |Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband shot.

: #Laughs |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

: #Laughs Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon.

: #Laughs These three scientists decided to go fishing one day.

: #Laughs |When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!

: #Laughs Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on him.

: #Laughs Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?W

: #Laughs A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.

: #Laughs There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside.

: #Laughs Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes.

: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

: #Laughs This guy goes to the zoo one day.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

: #Laughs You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!

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