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: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

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: #Laughs The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office.

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: #Laughs What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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: #Laughs your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!

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: #Laughs What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam.

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: #Laughs Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

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: #Laughs Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!

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: #Laughs How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out.What do a turtle and a bl

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: #Laughs Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.Q: Why w

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: #Laughs Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre.

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: #Laughs A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

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: #Laughs I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer.

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: #Laughs What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.

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: #Laughs Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.This widow had a grown-up daughterWho had hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two were wed.This made my dad my son-in-lawAnd chang

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: #Laughs These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out and says,"My wife is better."The second guy goes in then comes out and says,"You know what? Your wife IS better."

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?

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: #Laughs What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !

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: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

: #Laughs The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office.

: #Laughs What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

: #Laughs your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!

: #Laughs What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam.

: #Laughs Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

: #Laughs Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!

: #Laughs How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out.What do a turtle and a bl

: #Laughs Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.Q: Why w

: #Laughs Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre.

: #Laughs A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

: #Laughs I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer.

: #Laughs What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.

: #Laughs Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.This widow had a grown-up daughterWho had hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two were wed.This made my dad my son-in-lawAnd chang

: #Laughs These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out and says,"My wife is better."The second guy goes in then comes out and says,"You know what? Your wife IS better."

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?

: #Laughs What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !

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