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: #Laughs How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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: #Laughs Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working..

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: #Laughs Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!

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: #Laughs What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!

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: #Laughs What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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: #Laughs What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

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: #Laughs While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

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: #Laughs An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock.

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: #Laughs How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.

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: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to t

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

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: #Laughs A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path.

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: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window.

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: #Laughs he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my acquaintance-rape survivor gave to me,TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,E

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: #Laughs A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's the loudest noise in the jungle?A Monkey eating cherries.

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: #Laughs There were Two guys at a bar.

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: #Laughs What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

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: #Laughs How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.

: #Laughs What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

: #Laughs Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working..

: #Laughs Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!

: #Laughs What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!

: #Laughs What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

: #Laughs What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

: #Laughs While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

: #Laughs An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock.

: #Laughs How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.

: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to t

: #Laughs What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

: #Laughs A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path.

: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window.

: #Laughs he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my acquaintance-rape survivor gave to me,TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,E

: #Laughs A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's the loudest noise in the jungle?A Monkey eating cherries.

: #Laughs There were Two guys at a bar.

: #Laughs What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

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