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: #Laughs A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

: #Laughs Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.48 My wife is away for the weekend.66 My second wife is dead.

: #Laughs Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !

: #Laughs A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him.

: #Laughs Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.

: #Laughs |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them

: #Laughs The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for inspection by the general.
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