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: #Laughs The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.

: #Laughs There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one tit,but think of the money he saved!

: #Laughs |Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

: #Laughs Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree.

: #Laughs You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver--"PULL OVER!""NO!" the blonde yelled back, "S

: #Laughs A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored crayons.

: #Laughs A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follows:"Let the thief go first, and the executioner follow."

: #Laughs |What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!

: #Laughs *** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled "Fighting Canaries," delete it immediately.

: #Laughs A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as ha

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
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