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: #Laughs Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

: #Laughs A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

: #Laughs Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

: #Laughs |A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks on each end) to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.

: #Laughs |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear up space on user's hard disks.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

: #Laughs Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.
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