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: #Laughs Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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: #Laughs My brother's looking for a girlfriend.

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: #Laughs A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed.

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: #Laughs One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you kno

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: #Laughs |Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1.

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: #Laughs A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hairon the floor.

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: #Laughs The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal.It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite.

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: #Laughs This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.

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: #Laughs What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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: #Laughs What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.And labor conditions at the north poleWere

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: #Laughs BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: "My laptop computer is locked up.

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: #Laughs |Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples: 1.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!

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: #Laughs Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him.5) Noah was

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: #Laughs Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."

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: #Laughs Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !

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: #Laughs Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!

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: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

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: #Laughs Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

: #Laughs My brother's looking for a girlfriend.

: #Laughs A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed.

: #Laughs One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you kno

: #Laughs |Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1.

: #Laughs A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hairon the floor.

: #Laughs The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal.It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite.

: #Laughs This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.

: #Laughs What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

: #Laughs What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.And labor conditions at the north poleWere

: #Laughs BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: "My laptop computer is locked up.

: #Laughs |Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples: 1.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!

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: #Laughs Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him.5) Noah was

: #Laughs Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."

: #Laughs Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !

: #Laughs Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!

: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

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