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: #Laughs What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

: #Laughs The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: "Mama, I've won the elections,you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.""I don't know, what would I wear?""Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker""But I only eat kosher food"

: #Laughs An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined by the State Department.

: #Laughs Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill #14 Alone together #13 Business ethics #12 Sweet sorrow #11 Military intellige

: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

: #Laughs A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions.They held a meeting to resolve the problem anddecided that each would have his services on adifferent day of the week, with Sundays off for him.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off.

: #Laughs A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends.
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