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: #Laughs Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

: #Laughs What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes home and your dog returns to life!

: #Laughs Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's .00.

: #Laughs What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !

: #Laughs |"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !"

: #Laughs "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures.

: #Laughs A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner and collided with a bear.

: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you sill

: #Laughs Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you are the groom.How many showers is the bride supposed to have? At least one within a week of the wedding.What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? Anything except "Tied to the Whi

: #Laughs Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

: #Laughs |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota.The woman asks: will this cure my illness?The doctor replies: No, but the half year will seem pretty long

: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

: #Laughs |A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
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