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: #Laughs What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !

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: #Laughs You Know You're Getting Older When...Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere.Your little black book contains onl

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: #Laughs This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

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: #Laughs "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

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: #Laughs Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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: #Laughs Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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: #Laughs What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma', no hands"

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: #Laughs |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who then turns to the next groomsman and asks the same question, and so on until the last person turns and grabs a giant box of Cracker Jacks that cont

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: #Laughs Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time.

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: #Laughs Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down...

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: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

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: #Laughs Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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: #Laughs Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.

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: #Laughs Two men were having a drink together.

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: #Laughs What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.

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: #Laughs "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that i should own one." "And what is this 'one' you're referring to?" "Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?

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: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

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: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !

: #Laughs You Know You're Getting Older When...Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere.Your little black book contains onl

: #Laughs This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

: #Laughs "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

: #Laughs Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

: #Laughs Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!

: #Laughs What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma', no hands"

: #Laughs |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who then turns to the next groomsman and asks the same question, and so on until the last person turns and grabs a giant box of Cracker Jacks that cont

: #Laughs Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time.

: #Laughs Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down...

: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

: #Laughs Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

: #Laughs Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.

: #Laughs Two men were having a drink together.

: #Laughs What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.

: #Laughs "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that i should own one." "And what is this 'one' you're referring to?" "Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?

: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

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