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: #Laughs The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"

: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

: #Laughs One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cock

: #Laughs Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.

: #Laughs Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and

: #Laughs |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied.

: #Laughs A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by.

: #Laughs Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

: #Laughs Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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