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: #Laughs A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around.

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: #Laughs Tell ya what though, I don't have it nearly as rough as one of my neighbors.

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: #Laughs One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib.

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: #Laughs Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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: #Laughs A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

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: #Laughs What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter

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: #Laughs |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?"The driver said, "You buyin'?"

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: #Laughs What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.

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: #Laughs Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they givehim an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed.

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: #Laughs How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.

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: #Laughs Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

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: #Laughs I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed.

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: #Laughs One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely

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: #Laughs Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !

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: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

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: #Laughs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and

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: #Laughs At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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: #Laughs Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!

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: #Laughs A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around.

: #Laughs Tell ya what though, I don't have it nearly as rough as one of my neighbors.

: #Laughs One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib.

: #Laughs Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.

: #Laughs A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

: #Laughs What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter

: #Laughs |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?"The driver said, "You buyin'?"

: #Laughs What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.

: #Laughs Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they givehim an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed.

: #Laughs How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.

: #Laughs Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

: #Laughs I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed.

: #Laughs One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely

: #Laughs Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !

: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

: #Laughs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and

: #Laughs At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

: #Laughs Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

: #Laughs Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!

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