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: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able tosupport you.

: #Laughs FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics department:A child was born with both male and female organs.A penis and a brain!

: #Laughs Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free cheese is always in a mouse trap.An ugly carpet will last forever.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth

: #Laughs |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always want to go flying.

: #Laughs A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.

: #Laughs If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

: #Laughs 1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.

: #Laughs First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!
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