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: #Laughs One doc operated on a person for a hernia.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?A: A brain tumor.

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: #Laughs Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !

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: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me.

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: #Laughs What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

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: #Laughs What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.

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: #Laughs A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now.

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: #Laughs Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !

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: #Laughs Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rat

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: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort.

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: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

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: #Laughs A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.

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: #Laughs What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is enough for anyone!

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: #Laughs What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire.

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: #Laughs Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up.

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

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: #Laughs What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

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: #Laughs One doc operated on a person for a hernia.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?A: A brain tumor.

: #Laughs Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !

: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me.

: #Laughs What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

: #Laughs What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.

: #Laughs A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now.

: #Laughs Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !

: #Laughs Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rat

: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort.

: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

: #Laughs A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.

: #Laughs What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is enough for anyone!

: #Laughs What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire.

: #Laughs Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up.

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

: #Laughs What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.

: #Laughs Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

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