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: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

: #Laughs A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged."Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist."No," she said, not until recently.

: #Laughs What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they're fucked!

: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

: #Laughs Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting up at the bar.

: #Laughs A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything.

: #Laughs I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

: #Laughs This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And the wife says "what, aren't you talking to me!"

: #Laughs Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.
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