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: #Laughs What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation:1.

: #Laughs An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,?"Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

: #Laughs Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran Muffy11> Eggs BenjiDict10> Yorkieshire pudding 9> Shih-Tzu Kabobs 8> Potbelly Pig in a Blanket 7> Shrimp Cockatiel 6> Fettucine AlFido 5> Chicken

: #Laughs Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

: #Laughs Rules To Live By...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

: #Laughs The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life 2) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed 3) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You

: #Laughs How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

: #Laughs |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
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