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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !

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: #Laughs What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !

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: #Laughs Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.

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: #Laughs |What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?Anything he likes!What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?A failure!What is stronger an elephant or a snail?A snail, because it carrie

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!

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: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

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: #Laughs A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups.

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: #Laughs What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

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: #Laughs |Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.

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: #Laughs Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor for a checkup.

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: #Laughs "Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"

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: #Laughs There were three guys in a bar.

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: #Laughs How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock.

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: #Laughs While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent.

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: #Laughs You find yourself listening to talk radio.

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: #Laughs How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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: #Laughs Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

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: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !

: #Laughs What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !

: #Laughs Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.

: #Laughs |What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?Anything he likes!What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?A failure!What is stronger an elephant or a snail?A snail, because it carrie

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!

: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

: #Laughs A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups.

: #Laughs What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

: #Laughs |Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.

: #Laughs Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor for a checkup.

: #Laughs "Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"

: #Laughs There were three guys in a bar.

: #Laughs How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock.

: #Laughs While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent.

: #Laughs You find yourself listening to talk radio.

: #Laughs How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

: #Laughs Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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