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: #Laughs Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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: #Laughs Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!

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: #Laughs |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

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: #Laughs |A man goes to a bar with his dog.

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: #Laughs Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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: #Laughs Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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: #Laughs |Two guys are out hunting deer.

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: #Laughs What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!

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: #Laughs 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to w

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: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by.

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: #Laughs A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting.

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: #Laughs Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's.

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: #Laughs Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

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: #Laughs This guy dies and is sent to Hell.

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: #Laughs An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !

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: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

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: #Laughs Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

: #Laughs Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!

: #Laughs |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

: #Laughs |A man goes to a bar with his dog.

: #Laughs Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

: #Laughs Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

: #Laughs Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

: #Laughs |Two guys are out hunting deer.

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: #Laughs What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!

: #Laughs 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to w

: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by.

: #Laughs A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting.

: #Laughs Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's.

: #Laughs Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

: #Laughs This guy dies and is sent to Hell.

: #Laughs An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !

: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

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