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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!

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: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

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: #Laughs A good husband is the light of his wife's life.

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: #Laughs Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

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: #Laughs A black couple we're invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide what to dress up as.The wife says, "how about Hanzel and Gretel?"Nah...they were white, her husband replied.Ok, how about Raggedy Ann and Andy?No way! They're white too an

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: #Laughs Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

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: #Laughs If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

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: #Laughs - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" - Yo Mama's so ugly, they pu

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: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

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: #Laughs 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to w

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: #Laughs What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !

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: #Laughs A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ? Candace with love !

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: #Laughs You have to stay in shape.

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: #Laughs On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

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: #Laughs What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

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: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

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: #Laughs Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!

: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

: #Laughs A good husband is the light of his wife's life.

: #Laughs Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

: #Laughs A black couple we're invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide what to dress up as.The wife says, "how about Hanzel and Gretel?"Nah...they were white, her husband replied.Ok, how about Raggedy Ann and Andy?No way! They're white too an

: #Laughs Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

: #Laughs If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

: #Laughs - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" - Yo Mama's so ugly, they pu

: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

: #Laughs 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to w

: #Laughs What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !

: #Laughs A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ? Candace with love !

: #Laughs You have to stay in shape.

: #Laughs On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

: #Laughs What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

: #Laughs Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago

: #Laughs Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.

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