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: #Laughs what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection

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: #Laughs Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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: #Laughs The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club.

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: #Laughs A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc asks, "How long have you had this problem?"The guy says, "What problem?"

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: #Laughs Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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: #Laughs What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!

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: #Laughs Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I just didn't feel like going out after all, so I went home before you arrived.My dog died.My neighbor's bird died, and I had to console my neighbor.I figured that proba

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: #Laughs An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir.""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

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: #Laughs A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.

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: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

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: #Laughs A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

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: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

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: #Laughs what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection

: #Laughs Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

: #Laughs The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club.

: #Laughs A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

: #Laughs A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc asks, "How long have you had this problem?"The guy says, "What problem?"

: #Laughs Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

: #Laughs What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!

: #Laughs Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I just didn't feel like going out after all, so I went home before you arrived.My dog died.My neighbor's bird died, and I had to console my neighbor.I figured that proba

: #Laughs An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir.""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night.

: #Laughs A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

: #Laughs A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.

: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

: #Laughs A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

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: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

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