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: #Laughs A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

: #Laughs A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds.

: #Laughs What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

: #Laughs Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants

: #Laughs |Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

: #Laughs |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

: #Laughs |The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridgeI shot that blasted partridge My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.

: #Laughs Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.

: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to op
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