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: #Laughs Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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: #Laughs Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

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: #Laughs A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation.

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: #Laughs Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!

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: #Laughs A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.The bartender obliged him.

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: #Laughs How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !

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: #Laughs A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

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: #Laughs |A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

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: #Laughs This day holds a lot of meaning for me.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

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: #Laughs yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.

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: #Laughs |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.

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: #Laughs A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.

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: #Laughs Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

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: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

: #Laughs Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

: #Laughs A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation.

: #Laughs Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!

: #Laughs A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.The bartender obliged him.

: #Laughs How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !

: #Laughs A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

: #Laughs |A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

: #Laughs This day holds a lot of meaning for me.

: #Laughs Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

: #Laughs yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.

: #Laughs |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.

: #Laughs A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.

: #Laughs Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

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