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: #Laughs |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I l

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?

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: #Laughs Confucious say......woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off....boy who lay girl on hill, not on level....man who lose key to girlfriend ap

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: #Laughs What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

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: #Laughs What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

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: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

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: #Laughs How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime .

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: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell."Marry him anyway dear." the Mother said.

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: #Laughs Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

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: #Laughs Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMO

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: #Laughs What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!

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: #Laughs Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1.

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: #Laughs |he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what they were for.

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: #Laughs Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

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: #Laughs A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary."Guess what, darling," he said, "Fifty years ago today you and I were wed.""And we ate our first honeymoon breakfast at this very table,"

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: #Laughs Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son.

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: #Laughs Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels!

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: #Laughs Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

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: #Laughs |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I l

: #Laughs Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?

: #Laughs Confucious say......woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off....boy who lay girl on hill, not on level....man who lose key to girlfriend ap

: #Laughs What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

: #Laughs What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !

: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

: #Laughs How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime .

: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell."Marry him anyway dear." the Mother said.

: #Laughs Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

: #Laughs Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMO

: #Laughs What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!

: #Laughs Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1.

: #Laughs |he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what they were for.

: #Laughs Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

: #Laughs A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary."Guess what, darling," he said, "Fifty years ago today you and I were wed.""And we ate our first honeymoon breakfast at this very table,"

: #Laughs Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son.

: #Laughs Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels!

: #Laughs Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

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