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: #Laughs A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

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: #Laughs You've ever used lard in bed.

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: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

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: #Laughs I live in a semi-rural area.

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: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

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: #Laughs Two old friends met one day after many years.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.

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: #Laughs Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.

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: #Laughs A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.

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: #Laughs At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone.

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: #Laughs There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world.

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: #Laughs First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

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: #Laughs Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.

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: #Laughs As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

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: #Laughs What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !

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: #Laughs Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

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: #Laughs What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.

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: #Laughs A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

: #Laughs You've ever used lard in bed.

: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

: #Laughs I live in a semi-rural area.

: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

: #Laughs Two old friends met one day after many years.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.

: #Laughs Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.

: #Laughs A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone.

: #Laughs There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world.

: #Laughs First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.

: #Laughs Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

: #Laughs Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.

: #Laughs As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

: #Laughs What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !

: #Laughs Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

: #Laughs What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.

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