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: #Laughs Show up totally smashed.

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: #Laughs Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

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: #Laughs Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

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: #Laughs How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes!What is it when a blonde blows into anotherblondes ear?Data transfer.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?"I

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: #Laughs A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr.

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: #Laughs This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child.

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: #Laughs |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench.

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: #Laughs What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.

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: #Laughs Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

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: #Laughs How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?

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: #Laughs What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of me!"

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: #Laughs Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.

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: #Laughs What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.

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: #Laughs This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

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: #Laughs This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.

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: #Laughs Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before.

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: #Laughs Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school.

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: #Laughs Show up totally smashed.

: #Laughs Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

: #Laughs Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

: #Laughs How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes!What is it when a blonde blows into anotherblondes ear?Data transfer.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?"I

: #Laughs A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr.

: #Laughs This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child.

: #Laughs |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench.

: #Laughs What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.

: #Laughs Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

: #Laughs How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?

: #Laughs What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of me!"

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.

: #Laughs What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.

: #Laughs This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

: #Laughs This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.

: #Laughs Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before.

: #Laughs Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school.

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