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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!

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: #Laughs |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

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: #Laughs One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the living room.

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: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.

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: #Laughs Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell HoneychildPolygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracke

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: #Laughs I just bought some Gravol for my kids.

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: #Laughs |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK

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: #Laughs A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What Denomination?" Asked the clerk."Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman."Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!

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: #Laughs There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!There was only one parachute and a flashlight.The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a mag

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: #Laughs Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!

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: #Laughs Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.

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: #Laughs Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes."All right," one of the girls said, "the first one to speak has todo them."The trio retired to the living room to watch TV.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.

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: #Laughs Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

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: #Laughs Birdwatching by Jack Daw

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: #Laughs Better save that.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!

: #Laughs |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

: #Laughs One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the living room.

: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.

: #Laughs Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell HoneychildPolygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracke

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs I just bought some Gravol for my kids.

: #Laughs |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK

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: #Laughs A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What Denomination?" Asked the clerk."Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman."Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!

: #Laughs There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!There was only one parachute and a flashlight.The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a mag

: #Laughs Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!

: #Laughs Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.

: #Laughs Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes."All right," one of the girls said, "the first one to speak has todo them."The trio retired to the living room to watch TV.

: #Laughs How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.

: #Laughs Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

: #Laughs Birdwatching by Jack Daw

: #Laughs Better save that.

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