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: #Laughs Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

: #Laughs Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found.

: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put velcro on the ceiling.Q: How do you get him down?A: Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

: #Laughs After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot.

: #Laughs Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street.

: #Laughs The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train tickets to go see the Steelers game this weekend.

: #Laughs Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the "pouring rain." Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!

: #Laughs Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It's called "Easy Cum, Easy Go".

: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family...!"

: #Laughs Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.

: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.
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