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: #Laughs An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she".

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

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: #Laughs We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!

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: #Laughs The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

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: #Laughs After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.

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: #Laughs What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

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: #Laughs Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

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: #Laughs Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately knownas "Bonkistry." He has been around forever, so I wouldn't put it pasthim to come up wi

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: #Laughs More Jesse news...

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: #Laughs There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed

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: #Laughs |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

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: #Laughs It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:

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: #Laughs Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.

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: #Laughs Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

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: #Laughs Two men went bear hunting.

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: #Laughs An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she".

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

: #Laughs We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!

: #Laughs The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

: #Laughs After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.

: #Laughs What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

: #Laughs Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

: #Laughs Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately knownas "Bonkistry." He has been around forever, so I wouldn't put it pasthim to come up wi

: #Laughs More Jesse news...

: #Laughs There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed

: #Laughs |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:

: #Laughs Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.

: #Laughs Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

: #Laughs Two men went bear hunting.

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