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: #Laughs Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!

: #Laughs Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy.

: #Laughs Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of runningshoes, then began to furiously attempt to lace them up as th

: #Laughs Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job.

: #Laughs Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwingout everything that is not an elephant, and catching one ofwhatever is left.

: #Laughs Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately knownas "Bonkistry." He has been around forever, so I wouldn't put it pasthim to come up wi

: #Laughs Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: "Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you."

: #Laughs Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
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