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: #Laughs A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups.

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: #Laughs How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

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: #Laughs Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo.

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: #Laughs What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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: #Laughs This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

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: #Laughs Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!

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: #Laughs |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms.

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: #Laughs How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.

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: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.

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: #Laughs The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother.

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: #Laughs Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks

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: #Laughs |In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.

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: #Laughs How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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: #Laughs The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening.

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: #Laughs Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who appreciates a good fuc-schia garden, classic music and tal-king without getting too serious.Feel free to apply, but please only read lines 1, 3, and 5.

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: #Laughs |"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !"

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: #Laughs Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir.

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: #Laughs ..Placemats.

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: #Laughs A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups.

: #Laughs How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

: #Laughs Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo.

: #Laughs What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

: #Laughs This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

: #Laughs Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!

: #Laughs |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms.

: #Laughs How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.

: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.

: #Laughs The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother.

: #Laughs Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks

: #Laughs |In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.

: #Laughs How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

: #Laughs The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening.

: #Laughs Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who appreciates a good fuc-schia garden, classic music and tal-king without getting too serious.Feel free to apply, but please only read lines 1, 3, and 5.

: #Laughs |"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !"

: #Laughs Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir.

: #Laughs ..Placemats.

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