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: #Laughs My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

: #Laughs What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.

: #Laughs Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

: #Laughs Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...

: #Laughs One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you k

: #Laughs How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don't have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.Why don't men eat more M&M's?They'r

: #Laughs Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time." Dentist: "Well, there are about 20 people in thewaiting room right now, and I don't want to missthe five o'c

: #Laughs The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her.

: #Laughs Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

: #Laughs |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers

: #Laughs Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
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